A week before Halloween and the crazies are already out

The Heene Family comes clean, suspected members of the Hollywood Hills Burgalar Bunch are caught, and Crazy Celebrity Stalker gets restrained.

Mayumi Heene, the infamous "Balloon Boy's" mother, has admitted to the fact that it was all a planned hoax. She had cofessed that she and Richard Heene, the father of "Balloon Boy," had planned the stunt in the couple weeks prior. She also stated that she and Richard told their children to lie to the authorities as well as the media in regards to the hoax. The Larimer County Sherriff has reccommended charges against the family for conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, making a false report to the authorities, and attempting to influence a public official.

Rachel Lee, 19, is the suspected mastermind behind the "Hollywood Hills Burgalar Bunch" is finally identified. When she was arrested last night they found various items including a Korean passport and a vial of marijuana. When authorities raided her father's home they found a hat, similar to Lindsay Lohan's, jeans, similar to Rachel Bilson's, and some partially nude photos linked to guess who? That's right! Paris Hilton. She has since denied being involved being in any robberies, and was in a Clark County Jail before posting bail earlier today. Alexis Neirs, also konwn as Alexis Taylor has also been caught and is already blaming everyone else. When she blamed Lee she said, "Rachel Lee was [Nick Prugo's] main accomplice and they brought Diana Tamayo into this. Diana, Nick and Rachel did the burglaries together. Roy Lopez was the one who sold they stuff that they had taken... and he's friends with Courtney Ames, that's why she was arrested."

Karen McNiel had been stalking Axl Rose of Guns'n'Roses, until he got a restraining order against her. She had claimed to be his wife, and told security that she communicated with him telepathjically. She was put in jail for stalking him and continued to write him letters from her cell. Now, she has recently become friends with Justin Timberlake, only, he didn't know about it, or know her at all. Apparently when authorities apprehended her they took her to a mental hospital, but she was released that night because she did not meet the standards to stay over night. In fact, the doctors have said they did not find anything wrong with her at all.