They said what?!?

Lindsay Lohan's father is talking crap about her on the Maury Povich Show, ballon boy's dad tries to be funny, Seacrest has a stalker, Justin Timberlake's stalker is really a goddess looking for her god, and Nicole Richie won a temporary restraining order against two paparazzi.

Lohan's father, Michael Lohan, recently appeared on the Maury Povich show. That day's theme, "You're 14... Stop lap dancing and trying to get pregnant!" He called her a "hollow person," said that there is "nothing left in her," and said he "couldn't even look at her." He later claimed that he was trying to save her life and said, "I will not bury you." Between these rantings, he managed to claim "I hate to speak out publically like this..." I'm sorry but yeah right! That's usually the reason why one goes on television. Besides the fact that he was accused of domestic violence by his former wife and mother of his children, Dina Sullivan, he needs to stop worrying about her, she is 23, and is legally able to drink and smoke, and she can make her own decisions by now.

Again, Richard Heene is trying to become famous. He has tried to write a humorous book called, "The Official Offensive Driving Handbook." The book is classified as humor, but really it's just offensive. References in the book are made to "towel heads," "orientals," "jam'in bro in his cadillac." Last i checked, racism wasn't funny. It doesn't help that heene has dressed up as each of his stereotypes and taken pictures to fill his book.

Apparently Ryan Seacrest has a stalker. He now has a temporary restraining order against Chidi Uzomah, so he cannot come within 100 yards of Seacrest's job, home, and vehicle. After being charged with several misdemeanors last month for attacking Seacrest's bodyguard. He had a knife in his pocket during the attack, so he plead guilty to three of the charged misdemeanors. Seacrest's lawyers are asking the judge if Uzomah's presence at the E! building where Seacrest works was a violation of the previous ruling.

Karen McNiel, Timberlake's stalker, is now claiming to be a goddess. She just wants to see if Timberlake wants to rule with her. McNiel said that the "Babylon withces" are trying to "cast their evil" on her. Timberlake repeated that McNiel is an "obsessed mentally unstable celebrity stalker, who [he] does not personally know."

Richie recently won a temporary restraining order against two paprazzi who "slammed her into a car" earlier this month. Tamar Arminak, Richie's lawyer, conviced the judge that the two photogs, Ivon Miguel and Bam Bam, were a danger to Nicole. The restraining order says the photogs must stay 100 yards away from her and her kids, and have no contact, neither direct or indirect, with them. However, Joael Madden, is not included in the restraining order.