Tuesday, October 27, 2009

They said what?!?

Lindsay Lohan's father is talking crap about her on the Maury Povich Show, ballon boy's dad tries to be funny, Seacrest has a stalker, Justin Timberlake's stalker is really a goddess looking for her god, and Nicole Richie won a temporary restraining order against two paparazzi.

Lohan's father, Michael Lohan, recently appeared on the Maury Povich show. That day's theme, "You're 14... Stop lap dancing and trying to get pregnant!" He called her a "hollow person," said that there is "nothing left in her," and said he "couldn't even look at her." He later claimed that he was trying to save her life and said, "I will not bury you." Between these rantings, he managed to claim "I hate to speak out publically like this..." I'm sorry but yeah right! That's usually the reason why one goes on television. Besides the fact that he was accused of domestic violence by his former wife and mother of his children, Dina Sullivan, he needs to stop worrying about her, she is 23, and is legally able to drink and smoke, and she can make her own decisions by now.

Again, Richard Heene is trying to become famous. He has tried to write a humorous book called, "The Official Offensive Driving Handbook." The book is classified as humor, but really it's just offensive. References in the book are made to "towel heads," "orientals," "jam'in bro in his cadillac." Last i checked, racism wasn't funny. It doesn't help that heene has dressed up as each of his stereotypes and taken pictures to fill his book.

Apparently Ryan Seacrest has a stalker. He now has a temporary restraining order against Chidi Uzomah, so he cannot come within 100 yards of Seacrest's job, home, and vehicle. After being charged with several misdemeanors last month for attacking Seacrest's bodyguard. He had a knife in his pocket during the attack, so he plead guilty to three of the charged misdemeanors. Seacrest's lawyers are asking the judge if Uzomah's presence at the E! building where Seacrest works was a violation of the previous ruling.

Karen McNiel, Timberlake's stalker, is now claiming to be a goddess. She just wants to see if Timberlake wants to rule with her. McNiel said that the "Babylon withces" are trying to "cast their evil" on her. Timberlake repeated that McNiel is an "obsessed mentally unstable celebrity stalker, who [he] does not personally know."

Richie recently won a temporary restraining order against two paprazzi who "slammed her into a car" earlier this month. Tamar Arminak, Richie's lawyer, conviced the judge that the two photogs, Ivon Miguel and Bam Bam, were a danger to Nicole. The restraining order says the photogs must stay 100 yards away from her and her kids, and have no contact, neither direct or indirect, with them. However, Joael Madden, is not included in the restraining order.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

A week before Halloween and the crazies are already out

The Heene Family comes clean, suspected members of the Hollywood Hills Burgalar Bunch are caught, and Crazy Celebrity Stalker gets restrained.

Mayumi Heene, the infamous "Balloon Boy's" mother, has admitted to the fact that it was all a planned hoax. She had cofessed that she and Richard Heene, the father of "Balloon Boy," had planned the stunt in the couple weeks prior. She also stated that she and Richard told their children to lie to the authorities as well as the media in regards to the hoax. The Larimer County Sherriff has reccommended charges against the family for conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, making a false report to the authorities, and attempting to influence a public official.

Rachel Lee, 19, is the suspected mastermind behind the "Hollywood Hills Burgalar Bunch" is finally identified. When she was arrested last night they found various items including a Korean passport and a vial of marijuana. When authorities raided her father's home they found a hat, similar to Lindsay Lohan's, jeans, similar to Rachel Bilson's, and some partially nude photos linked to guess who? That's right! Paris Hilton. She has since denied being involved being in any robberies, and was in a Clark County Jail before posting bail earlier today. Alexis Neirs, also konwn as Alexis Taylor has also been caught and is already blaming everyone else. When she blamed Lee she said, "Rachel Lee was [Nick Prugo's] main accomplice and they brought Diana Tamayo into this. Diana, Nick and Rachel did the burglaries together. Roy Lopez was the one who sold they stuff that they had taken... and he's friends with Courtney Ames, that's why she was arrested."

Karen McNiel had been stalking Axl Rose of Guns'n'Roses, until he got a restraining order against her. She had claimed to be his wife, and told security that she communicated with him telepathjically. She was put in jail for stalking him and continued to write him letters from her cell. Now, she has recently become friends with Justin Timberlake, only, he didn't know about it, or know her at all. Apparently when authorities apprehended her they took her to a mental hospital, but she was released that night because she did not meet the standards to stay over night. In fact, the doctors have said they did not find anything wrong with her at all.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

And in today's news....

Full, almost, coverage of the "Baloon Boy's" family, the Heenes, yes, more Chris Brown, and the case of missing Popstar: Akon.



A man named Robert Thomas, is claiming that he helped father of Balloon Boy, Richard Heene, create the balloon. When asked about Heene, he said, "Heene thought this would be 'the most signifigant UFO related news event to take place since the Rosewell Crash in 1947.'" As of now, both parents might be charged. The Sherriff's Department will most likely go after the Heenes family for the cost it took to call Emergency Responders out as well. The Cops came late last night with a search warrant and were seen leaving the house with several boxes and a computer.



Chris Brown has been court-mandated to complete 52 hours of domestic violence counseling. The booklet for the program he's attending has been located and some of the chapters are: "Using Intimidation," "Using Emotional Abuse," Using Isolation," "Using Male Priveledge," and "Using Coercion and Threats."



Akon is apparently missing and his ex, and mother of his child, is calling him out. She needs to serve him with papers for court and the case for child support. She has contacted the NY Times, so everyone has been searching for him since only, TMZ found him without trying very hard. He was quoted saying, "I'm a celebrity. My schedule is on the internet. You can go on my Myspace, it'll tell you where i'm at."

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

So, today I learned....

Randy Quaid's wife is going to jail (maybe), Anna Nicole put a hit on her son before she died, and more stars are having money issues. And here i was thinking that movie stars were unaffected by the recession.


Randy Quaid's wife, Evi, is in trouble with the law... again. She painted, on the side of a truck, "Deputy James Davis takes payments call and make offers." She is now being sued for defamation of character. The reason for the painting on the truck was that Deputy Davis was the one who incarcerated both she, and her husband Randy last month when the skipped out on a hotel bill.

Apparently, Smith was "begging" ex-boyfriend, Mark "Hollywood" Hatten, to kill her son Pierce Marshall. According to Hatten Marshall was, "standing in the way of her money." When this was brought to the FBI's attention they said there was "insufficient evidence to establish that there was a murder-for-hire plot."

Janice Dickinson owes the bank over $300,000. She had been ignoring a lawsuit filed against her by City National Bank; much like Nicholas Cage, who now owes the IRS over $6 million for not paying taxes.

Kate Gosselin filed legal documents against ex-husband, Jon, for temporary compensation in the forms of both child and spousal support. As well as an extra $230,000 that Jon supposedly "raided" from the ex-power couple's account.

Jesse Eisenberg, star of "Cursed," "Adventureland," and "Zombieland," has been quoted saying that he has a copy of "New Moon," the newest of the twilight saga that's not set to release until November. He was quoted in the airport saying he had plans to watch it on the plane ride. I wouldn't be surprised if he made some new "best friends," on the plane ride.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Today I heard that...

Randy Quaid, and his wife Evi Quaid, have warrants issued for their arrests. Each for three counts: burglary, conspiracy, and defrauding an innkeeper. They had supposedly stiffed a hotel of a $10,000 bill. They just cut a check for the remaining balance of $5,000 today.

I feel pretty bad for Lady Gaga right about now... She was set to go on tour with Kanye West but the tour was cancelled today. Reasoning has yet to be given, but the blame is suspected to be on either his upcoming criminal trial, or it could be continuing backlash for the VMA incident. Congratulations again Swift, even though Beyonce's was better.

Comedian, Paul Rodriguez, was rushed to the hospital for stomach pains. Rodriguez had said he was throwing up all night, and running back and forth to the bathroom. Mario Santoya, an official with the California Latino Water Coalition, who had dinner with Rodriguez the night before and said he seemed fine, found Rodriguez immobile and in pain in his hotel room. Rodriguez will at least spend the night at the hospital.